Good afternoon, I’m still reporting on the coup. The following few sentences are
actual facts. I’ll be sure to provide a warning before I stray into satice.
White House office of the first lady, 09:57
Leaving WH for JBA. Did not see FLOTUS get into car.
Earlier in the morning there were four - 5 police officers on the roof of the WH
with what looked like rifles. Am told this is an everyday occurrence and had no
further explanation why they are there . (saw a couple of them come down and
their uniforms said “police.”)
In case anyone in this audience has trouble distinguishing fact from satire – the
preceding was fact – what follows is satire – exaggerated to make a point.
Police? What a newbie! Weren’t police pretty much defunded with the Democrat
victory in November. The newsworthiness of this is that these people with “police”
on their uniforms could well be imposters.
Who do we call to investigate this and capture the riflemen should they be
imposters – heaven forbid white separatist militia people? Those people would
shoot a herd of baby Easter bunnies just for the sport of it.