Good evening, I’m still reporting on the coup.

You can’t make this stuff up.

The Washington Examiner is reporting that at UCLA a black student is claiming

that automatic soap dispensers on campus are racist because they don’t “see”

the hands of a black person.

The student said that black students were forced to show their palms to get the

automatic dispenser to dispense soap, because their palms were light colored.

Soap dispensers don’t dispense soap based on the color of someone’s skin.

They dispense soap because a motion detector in the dispenser detects the

motion of someone’s hands beneath the dispenser.
Just about everyone who has had to deal with the motion detectors that turn on

water to wash your hands, flush toilets or dispense paper towels has dealt with

recalcitrant motion detectors. You often see people waving frantically at these

unruly devices to get them to work.

What is incredible is that anyone would accuse a soap dispenser of being racist,

but this is unfortunately the abyss our society is headed into at breakneck speed.

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